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My newest silly, fluffy pleasure is the show Gossip Girl. I know, I know. I scoffed at it after watching the first episode... and then the second... and then the third. But I kept downloading, and watching, and wanting more! Despite the fact that anytime that Chuck Bass kid is on screen, which is a lot, all I can see are those ginormous nostrils of his and how you could probably fly a plane up one and down the other, and he'd just be like "Hey - where'd my boogers go?"

While I'm on the topic, I would also really like for him to wipe that I-think-I'm-hot-shit smirk off his face. And open his eyes a bit more (let's face it, guys can't rock the bedroom eyes). Oh, and STOP with the arrogant head-tilt. Good thing I don't know a Chuck Bass (anymore), I just might have to punch him.





And also? People who say they hate such-and-such tv show because "that is SO not how it really is", I just want to punch them, too. Normal people watch tv (and read books, etc) - other than the news and the Discovery channel - precisely to get away from how boring "how it really is" is.

My new lotion smells uh-MAY-zing. I can't stop sniffing myself. They call it 24-Hour Lasting Moisture. I call it Eau de Cookies, Sunshine and Heaven.








Bowling in Japan is pretty much the same as bowling in the U.S. I suck at both. But bowling SHOES, on the other hand - they are really freaking cute here. And, they reside at the bowling alley in these locker-looking containers, one "locker" per shoe size. You go to the appropriate locker, press a green button, and *ka-thunk* - out pops a pair of the cutest bowling shoes ever, like a vending machine.


Speaking of shoes, go ahead - tell me how hot and darling (yes, at the same time!) my new shoes are.