11.01.2007

c-o-n-spiracy

So there's a church in Kansas that believes that the war in Iraq is a punishment for America's tolerance of homosexuality. They spread their gospel by picketing military funerals with signs saying things like "Thank God for dead soldiers" and "God hates fags". The latter, cleverly, is their website address.

Dude. Really?

Let me try to follow the logic. Nation is too tolerant of homosexuality, as evidenced by our fearless leader (who thinks gay marriage will bring down the "most fundamental institution of civilation") and the 10 states (5, if only full recognition counts) that recognize gay marriage. Wrath of god brings George W. (god's henchman), Iraq war in tow. Ah-HA! *light bulb* U.S. military accepts gays in the service! As long as they don't know about it (they're just being coy - open and full acceptance would be way too obvious and the gig would be up). Ergo, each soldier death in Iraq is proof of god's disappointment. Clearly.

mm-kay.

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